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Heres the story of a farmer with seventeen wives.
I doubt their kids are gonna grow up right.
If I go to their church they might shoot me down
Because ironically I'm way too much of a crowd.
Its like they built an army of the Southern Belles.
They can't take a joke if I say the word, "Hell."
Oh, you're in trouble now, I said, "go brother go."
You like the other mothers instead of your own.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Whats up with the women in pastel clothes?
I'de rather watch Ralph Wiggum pick his nose.
Its early in morning, and I see them go to sleep.
Their rooster won't stop pickin' on me!
If your wives marry lawyers you can make him into meat
All the cows on the farm have died of disease
Its too bad they dont see the light of day.
The weddings gonna be on a barrel of hay.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
We call it a compound but they call it a ranch.
A mockery of saints that only have one man.
Its bad luck to wear a long skirt like theirs
Because they might lure you into their puffy hair.
The man of the house must be a pimp.
His wives are so pretentious 'cause they always give in.
He sells chimps online to pay for the rings.
Nobody lives beside 'em 'cause their whole farm stinks.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
My name is Barbradell, and I'll get on your nerves.
Im on the news 'cause I was raided out by officers.
I have no idea what you're talking about, said
"I don't marry other men because I'm not allowed."
They better check the Bible for gluttony
Because a waste of wives is gluttonous to me.
If I marry their son I might get stabbed,
If hes polygamist too, you can have him back.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Cheers to them all but dont get me wrong.
Its like a virgin version of the "Octomom."
Would someone please save 'em? But I don't know how.
Perhaps I should attract them with a sale on plows.
I aint got nuttin' on ya, but I own your land.
So I can reposess you whenever I can.
This song was made by me and it was made to piss you off.
You say that I'm offensive, only you're the one to talk.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Its the polyga,
Polyga-,
Polyga-lyga-lyga-my song.
(Waaa-aaay, ooooo!)
I doubt their kids are gonna grow up right.
If I go to their church they might shoot me down
Because ironically I'm way too much of a crowd.
Its like they built an army of the Southern Belles.
They can't take a joke if I say the word, "Hell."
Oh, you're in trouble now, I said, "go brother go."
You like the other mothers instead of your own.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Whats up with the women in pastel clothes?
I'de rather watch Ralph Wiggum pick his nose.
Its early in morning, and I see them go to sleep.
Their rooster won't stop pickin' on me!
If your wives marry lawyers you can make him into meat
All the cows on the farm have died of disease
Its too bad they dont see the light of day.
The weddings gonna be on a barrel of hay.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
We call it a compound but they call it a ranch.
A mockery of saints that only have one man.
Its bad luck to wear a long skirt like theirs
Because they might lure you into their puffy hair.
The man of the house must be a pimp.
His wives are so pretentious 'cause they always give in.
He sells chimps online to pay for the rings.
Nobody lives beside 'em 'cause their whole farm stinks.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
My name is Barbradell, and I'll get on your nerves.
Im on the news 'cause I was raided out by officers.
I have no idea what you're talking about, said
"I don't marry other men because I'm not allowed."
They better check the Bible for gluttony
Because a waste of wives is gluttonous to me.
If I marry their son I might get stabbed,
If hes polygamist too, you can have him back.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Cheers to them all but dont get me wrong.
Its like a virgin version of the "Octomom."
Would someone please save 'em? But I don't know how.
Perhaps I should attract them with a sale on plows.
I aint got nuttin' on ya, but I own your land.
So I can reposess you whenever I can.
This song was made by me and it was made to piss you off.
You say that I'm offensive, only you're the one to talk.
Its the polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
The polygamy song
(way-oo, way-oo)
Its the polyga,
Polyga-,
Polyga-lyga-lyga-my song.
(Waaa-aaay, ooooo!)
Literature
If You're Emo and You Know It
If youre emo and you know it, cut your wrists!
If youre emo and you know it, cut your wrists!
If youre emo and you know it and youve got the scars to show it,
If youre emo and you know it cut your wrists!
If youre emo and you know it, wear tight pants!
If youre emo and you know it, wear tight pants!
If youre emo and not fakin and youve got not circulation,
If youre emo and you know it, wear tight pants!
Everybody sing!
If youre emo and you know it, slit your throat!
If youre emo and you know it, slit your throat!
If youre emo you must prove it cause
Literature
Im a Little Emo...
I'm a Little Emo...
I'm a little emo,
short and wisp.
Here is my blade,
and here is my wrist.
When i get all depressed,
hear me cry;
"Slit my wrists,
and watch me die!"
24-10-05
Literature
Cutting
Slicing away trust,
bleeding out betrayal.
Lying with a smile,
making truth go stale.
Playing a deadly game,
fighting with blood and fire.
Answering to all the pain,
bowing to desire.
Clinging to the hate,
living in the fear.
Pushing far away,
everything I hold dear.
A smile on my face,
but screaming in my head.
Hoping its not to late,
praying my souls not dead.
Trying to escape,
to find a place to hide.
Or should I face myself,
its so hard to decide.
Nowhere left to run,
no one to face but me.
To decide what I want to do,
and who I want to be.
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Sorry if this is offensive but I was EAGER to write it. Im sick at home, so I get really bored. And TADA heres another parady song. ENJOY
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i seriously laughed when i read this. faved 8D